Sure, I'll Take a BJ
And I mean, why not? This cookie-cutter porn star above with the giant tittays, Diamond Foxx, has offered to blow just about any Steeler fan that wants it provided the official team of the AofG takes...
View ArticleYes, Kiesel Has An Awesome Beard...We Get It
So I finally got around to firing up media day on the old DVR last night. Now going in, I knew this was going to be retarded but figured I may as well take the chance and see if anyone...
View ArticleKoch Blockers
Courtesy: BigGovernment.com Just taking a quick timeout during Victims Week to share this little slice of double-standard humor. Apparently some left-wing libtards organized a rally on Jan. 30 to...
View ArticleMore Diamond Foxxx
I can't get enough of this whore. From the comments on the previous article, I see that she went through a magnificent opus on what makes her a Steelers fan. Now, you might not care about what makes...
View ArticleDisrespecting the Packers
Warning...this will be quite vulgar. This is it, people. The Super Bowl! The Big Game! The Final Cumshot! Steelers! Packers! History! Exclamation points! We've got porn stars offering to blow fans...
View ArticleFrom Egypt: "Regarding The Brotherhood" by Omar Kamel
As some of you know, a close friend of mine is Egyptian and has been right smack in the middle of the fray in Tahrir Square. She was apprended the other day, which sent a shockwave of fear through all...
View ArticleCliches
Here from the Minnesota Vikings, courtesy of PFT, is a blurb from a letter that was sent out to season-ticket holders asking for payments for the 2011 season*: “We resolve to run around, through and...
View ArticleCraigslist Tips
Above is Congressman Chris Lee (Dontcarewhatpartyhesfrom, NY), a Buffalo-area representative wearing something slightly more casual than standard legislative attire. Now, let me say up front that this...
View ArticleWhy Obama Can't Lose in 2012
Start photoshopping his face where Corin Nemec's used to be. I don't care if your magical Mayan calendar has a photo of a meteor flying straight up the man's ass. I don't care if you put him on the...
View ArticleA Valentine's Day Tip for Lovers
It's International Love Day at The Airing of Grievances, and if you're not buying your woman a life-sized orangutan like Vandelay does, you're not even trying. That said, here's a little bit of grief...
View ArticlePsychopath, or "Not Moron"?
So I was listening to the radio today, because...well, because I was in a car, and the morning talk show hosts came up with a question that was said to be able to determine whether or not one was a...
View ArticleTalk Like a Pirate Day Suddenly Not So Funny
Confession...I never thought it was funny anyway. Sophomoric at best. Although my 4 year old is constantly telling the "Why did the pirate go to the movies" joke but the way she says "ARRRRRR" is so...
View ArticleOff the Retard Chart
Here's some words on it. This is sure to be a hit with the Soho crowd. "After being alerted to Mrs Fraser's criticism, the group said it was "open to talking to the family directly if they have any...
View ArticleUh-Oh!
I'm not sayin'...I'm just sayin'. Wait...I wasn't the first one that thought of that?
View ArticleGood to See Georgia Still Tops The Retard Chart
Look. I think Girl Scouts and their fucking cookies might be the closest thing we have to Beezlebub on Earth. They remind me of that rabbit in "Monty Python and The Holy Grail". Just sitting there, all...
View ArticlePreventable?
By now the entire country knows about what happened here a few days ago. I write about it for two reasons. One, because there is a discussion that can occur in light of tragedy. And two, because this...
View ArticleHaving It Both Ways
In Texas, they just passed a bill that says a woman who wants an abortion needs to first have a sonogram, look at the pictures and wait 24 guilt-ridden hours before they're able to authorize the...
View ArticleBecause There Aren't Enough Douchebags in the World...
Germany has chosen to step up and and create the first douchebag robot since C3-PO (fuck that silly android). It comes complete with hipster hair and a goatee and has some sort of weird fascination...
View ArticleJapan
My wife told me this morning after watching The Today Show that she thinks Japan is just going to cease to exist. I'm not sure if there were actual scientists on there explaining how Japan is going to...
View ArticleI Think I'm In Love
This chick is awesome. I have no idea how she got into UCLA but she did, and she's not happy at all about these fucking Asians talking on their cell phones in the library. It's a good thing this didn't...
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